Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) — not seen yet

As one might expect of something birthed from glowing slime, this franchise continues to mutate into new forms. The latest mutation is a full reboot from the 2007 CGI film, which was itself a full reboot. People have become so used to this that the rare act of performing two full reboots in well under a decade — a feat that tops even Superman Returns and Man of Steel (because the former was only a partial reboot) — hardly got anyone to even raise an eyebrow.

But here’s something to strike some fear into the ol’ ticker: “Produced by Michael Bay”. Not to mention Megan Fox as April O’Neil.